I requested an appointment with the Laser Eye Center for a free consultation regarding LASIK.  A few buddies of mine got theirs done here, and they have no complaints...

Hopefully they'll be able to rid me of my glasses.  I just can't take these damn specs no mo'!

Well, shit.

Valentine's Day is coming up and I ordered something I think I might have overheard her talking about.  You know, those damn hints girls give guys here and there about what's cute and what's "in"?

All I'm saying is I hope it's the right one.  We'll see.

What the hell am I supposed to write on here?